All of the Giancarlo Stanton Home Runs – Part SevenPosted: September 4, 2012
Giancarlo Stanton hit his 30th home run of the season tonight, so it’s time for the long-awaited return of All of the Giancarlo Stanton Home Runs!
Home run #30 – Sept 4 – off Shaun Marcum – 436 feet
Giancarlo crushed this one to straight away center – right into the bushes past the center field wall at Marlins Park. Wait. There are bushes past the center field wall in Marlins Park? How did they get there? Is it moss? I know it’s humid down there in Florida. Also, was that ball lost in the bushes/moss? Whose job is it to retrieve balls in the bushes? Do you think people live in the bushes? How many bush people do you think are out there?
Well, that’s it for now, until Giancarlo hits another. Hopefully it’s tomorrow. That would be fun.